Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes
hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad
Lana Del Rey goes to church
Lana Del Pray
Lana Del Rey goes to a farm
Lana Del Hay
Lana Del Rey goes insane
Lana Del Cray
Lana Del Ray is tired
Lana Del Lay
Lana Del Rey likes the same sex
Lana Del Gay
how is no one talking about lordes dancing
like what do you even call that dance move
i used to have a friend that pronounced milk as “melk” and bagel as “baggel” and he’s dead now
A three fingered Hunger Games salute to everyone who has to work retail today and tomorrow. May the odds be ever in your favour
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now