I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????
Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD
all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.
NO OKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS EPISODE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CARTOON ABOUT HOW ASH ADOPTS CHARMADER RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD
ASH AND GANG FIND THIS LITTLE GUY, SICK AND INJURED ON THIS FUCKING ROCK AFTER HEARING THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TRAINER BRAGGING THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CHARMANDER BECAUSE HE WAS WEAK. AND CHARMANDER IS LOYAL AS FUCK SO HE’S WAITING AND WAITING AND HIS TRAINER THINGS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE HE’S A TOTAL ASSHOLE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW A CHARMANDER’S TAIL FLAME WORKS? WELL LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU. IF HIS FLAME GOES OUT, HE FUCKING DIES.
SO ASH AND GANG RUSH TO SAVE CHARMANDER BECAUSE IT’S RAINING FUCKING HARD, AND WHEN THEY GET THERE HE’S BEING ATTACKED BY SOME SHITTY BIRD POKEMON AND HE’S STRUGGLING SO HARD TO STAY ALIVE AND HE’S HOLDING THIS LITTLE FUCKING LEAF OVER HIS TAIL FLAME WHICH IS SO SMALL AND ABOUT TO GO OUT
AND LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD ME IS JUST FUCKING HYSTERICALLY CRYING OVER THIS FUCKING CHARMANDER AND THE CRUELTY OF MAN
FUCK THIS EPISODE FUCK YOU CHARMANDER
ITS EVEN WORSE BECAUSE AFTER HE EVOLVES HIS SHITTY SCUM BAG TRAINER WANTS HIM BACK
THIS FUCKING EPISODE GAVE ME NIGHTMARES ABOUT CHARIZARDS DYING
I WAS YOUNG, IT WAS SCARY
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
obligatory birthday selfie ft. me actually smiling
then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING
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u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
tfw you used to have a slight crush on your super cute friend that you never really got over
theyre probably gonna see this post oops oh well
can’t handle my MAD SWAG