when someone really cute calls you cute first
this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good
i have nightmares about white people walking around in my house with their shoes on
Daddy and I had so much fun today!!!! He got me the cutest training potty ever it sings a song when I flush it!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is why I kink shame
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”
Congratulations you are now skinny
this changed my life